New live blog! yay
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
It's a disease of the mind,It can control you

If you keep up with my youtube videos you should stop by and say hi to the new sub Monica.The lil bitch who will never smoke again.
Not much going on lately
But I am online today to do some shows and get freaky.Gimme a call
Hopefully I will get some new videos done this week.I have a couple in mind.Don't forget to message me if you have any ideas of your own you'd like to see.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Not ashamed
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So I recieved a tribute video of myself from a nice guy on youtube.I decided to post it here and share it with everyone.
Been kinda busy lately and haven't been around I appologize.Hopefully my period will go away soon and I will be back to cause more trouble for everyone.Funny how a little blood mellows a person out so much,Haha.
Anyway not to much going on,just trying to survive lately.
So beware I will be around soon enough to torment you all.For now tho....have this lol.
A woman is taking a bath (naked, of course) when suddenly she hears a knock at the door.
"Can I come in?" a male voice asks.
"Who is it?" the woman asks.
"It is the blind man" says the voice on the other side of the door.
The woman gets out of the bath and after some consideration, opens the door, thinking, "Well, he's blind anyway".
The man comes in the bathroom, takes a good look at the woman and says, "Great tits! Now where would you like the blinds?"
Thursday, November 12, 2009
My return

Alright so I would like to appoligize to the sinocalypse members who haven't been able to see me this past week.
My youngest son has been in the hospital and I've been staying there with him.No one ever did figure out what was wrong with him exactly since all his tests kept coming back negative but it was obviously a virus of some sort.Anyway he had a fever of 104 and was delerious or sleeping most of the time.So we had to check him into the hospital for dehydration.He is doing just fine now.
I had intended on getting back to work doing shows today but my babysitter has failed to show up.So I'm just not having much luck.
Anyway hopefully things will be better tomorrow.
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.
A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?"
He replies, "It died today."
"Oh that's terrible!", the nurse replied
The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again.
The same nurse says, "I thought it died yesterday."
The man replies, "It did. Today is the viewing"
Also I would like to invite everyone to play an online game with me called evony.I know not everyone is into online gaming but I love it.So if your interested then go to evony.com and make an account.Then join server 65.You can send me a message on yahoo as sinocalypse if you need help. Or you can just send an application on the game to join the alliance divinity or otherwise known as DIVN.And I will make sure to accept you.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
The things you own end up owning you...

So my computer finally took a crap.It's probably for the best anyway I had to go buy a new one so message me for lots of shows so I can pay for the damn thing haha.
Anyway I will try to get Jade over here to try again at making a smoking video for the SinfulSmoking Clip Store.
I have some auctions on ebanned ending in about 12 hours so go take a look and BID!
Trixie your video has been ready for a while...
Come get it already bitch.
Well I guess since I don't have to much to say today I will leave you with this:
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectal deodorant.
The pharmacist explains to the man they don't sell rectal deodorant and that in fact he's never heard of it before.
The man assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store for years and needs some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the man.
"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes!" said the man, "I'll go home and get it."
He returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to him, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the man snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom
Friday, November 6, 2009
Cyclone Gear
Alright here's a video I made for cyclone Gear.Hope you enjoy.Atleast you better because I had all my uploading privilages removed on myspace because of this video lol....fuckers
Thursday, November 5, 2009
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