Something fun

To the man of my dreams
I know you don't exist
You love me unconditionally
And give me everything I crave
No questions asked
You're around when I need
And don't feel surpassed
YES,I love it when you kiss my ass
I think you are a true man
Full of pride not reduced to shame
When you treat me like a queen
They say I'm a self centered egotistical bitch
But I'm still your only wish
To the man of my dreams
I know you don't exist
Much to my suprise
I can do no wrong in your eyes
You always make me smile
And would walk a mile
Just to spoil me with your desire
To the man of my dreams
I know you don't exist
You know I love you
I wish it weren't so untrue