Holy shit

“I gotta tell you the truth, folks. I gotta tell you the truth. When it comes to bullshit; big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims – religion. Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man; living in the sky, who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do, and if you do any of these ten things; he has a special place full of fire, and smoke, and burning, and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever till the end of time.


But, he LOVES you!

He loves you, and he needs MONEY!

He ALWAYS needs money! He’s all powerful, all perfect, all knowing, and somehow – just can’t handle money. Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more money....


Now, you talk about a good bullshit story – HOLY SHIT!