Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Not ashamed


So I recieved a tribute video of myself from a nice guy on youtube.I decided to post it here and share it with everyone.

Been kinda busy lately and haven't been around I appologize.Hopefully my period will go away soon and I will be back to cause more trouble for everyone.Funny how a little blood mellows a person out so much,Haha.

Anyway not to much going on,just trying to survive lately.

So beware I will be around soon enough to torment you all.For now tho....have this lol.

A woman is taking a bath (naked, of course) when suddenly she hears a knock at the door.

"Can I come in?" a male voice asks.

"Who is it?" the woman asks.

"It is the blind man" says the voice on the other side of the door.

The woman gets out of the bath and after some consideration, opens the door, thinking, "Well, he's blind anyway".

The man comes in the bathroom, takes a good look at the woman and says, "Great tits! Now where would you like the blinds?"

Thursday, November 12, 2009

My return


Alright so I would like to appoligize to the sinocalypse members who haven't been able to see me this past week.

My youngest son has been in the hospital and I've been staying there with him.No one ever did figure out what was wrong with him exactly since all his tests kept coming back negative but it was obviously a virus of some sort.Anyway he had a fever of 104 and was delerious or sleeping most of the time.So we had to check him into the hospital for dehydration.He is doing just fine now.

I had intended on getting back to work doing shows today but my babysitter has failed to show up.So I'm just not having much luck.

Anyway hopefully things will be better tomorrow.





A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.

A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?"

He replies, "It died today."

"Oh that's terrible!", the nurse replied

The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again.

The same nurse says, "I thought it died yesterday."

The man replies, "It did. Today is the viewing"

Also I would like to invite everyone to play an online game with me called evony.I know not everyone is into online gaming but I love it.So if your interested then go to evony.com and make an account.Then join server 65.You can send me a message on yahoo as sinocalypse if you need help. Or you can just send an application on the game to join the alliance divinity or otherwise known as DIVN.And I will make sure to accept you.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

The things you own end up owning you...


So my computer finally took a crap.It's probably for the best anyway I had to go buy a new one so message me for lots of shows so I can pay for the damn thing haha.

Anyway I will try to get Jade over here to try again at making a smoking video for the SinfulSmoking Clip Store.

I have some auctions on ebanned ending in about 12 hours so go take a look and BID!

Trixie your video has been ready for a while...
Come get it already bitch.

Well I guess since I don't have to much to say today I will leave you with this:

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectal deodorant.

The pharmacist explains to the man they don't sell rectal deodorant and that in fact he's never heard of it before.

The man assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store for years and needs some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the man.

"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yes!" said the man, "I'll go home and get it."

He returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to him, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the man snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom

Friday, November 6, 2009

Cyclone Gear

Alright here's a video I made for cyclone Gear.Hope you enjoy.Atleast you better because I had all my uploading privilages removed on myspace because of this video lol....fuckers

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

I know you want what's on my mind

I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Blog11


Yes the audio on this blog is fucked up.so what.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Pole dancing gone bad

So you want to fuck my pussy?

Anyway I've had a busy weekend sorry I haven't been around much.

I did manage to finally order the clone a pussy kit.Please let me know if your interested in possibly buying one so I know how many I might need.
I haven't really decided on a price or anything maybe just make me an offer.How much is it worth for you to fuck a replica of my cunt? hmm
Not as good as the real thing huh,close as you'll ever get tho.

I was thinking I have so many little sluts who are always talking about how they'd like to suck off my husband or even take it in the ass that I might be nice enough to clone his cock for you also.Course I haven't told him that yet.
Anyway I really need to know what the interest in such items would be.

Thank you to the guys who purchased my last ebanned items.I will try to get some more up this week.

Hopefully I can get my sister in law over here today to get some pics and videos made of herself for SinfulSmoking.com.
That's the plan anyway.



Bet you wish you could have a pack huh?
Here's a picture that Cheesus made for me.