Laughter keeps you healthy

A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks I've got to see these two old-timers
having sex against a fence.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and
make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they
erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes
on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground .

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, thinks I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as
the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else.
You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret
to this?"

Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't
an electric fence..."

Bloody Hell

So I have some new pictures to share with everyone. The first is of barry who you may know from some of my videos.He is stuffing his face full of cigarettes for me.
SO CUTE.

The second pic is of my new owie.So I spent the weekend doing yard work.Unfortunately I do not have a working lawn mower and I have to actually "mow" my yard with a weed eater.This is what happens after a few hours of weedeating and your arms become so tired you get exhausted and do dumb shit.Yes I realize it takes an idiot to get your legs so close to the string lol.But just thought I'd share.

I have made a few new videos this weekend which should be posted soon.Thanks again tigerwheel for the wonderful strawberrys.

Not much else to say I think.I probably will not be on much tomorrow either as I have to finish the yard work.But that shouldn't suprise you as I'm never on much on weekends.

MMM

So the members area videos have been redone,I hope you enjoy them alittle better now.

Not to much to say today really.I included this little video to entertain you lol.

Also here's some pictures of presents I've recieved thank you tigerwheel!Love em.And I will see you guys tonight when it's time for my shows.

Don't forget you can call my number 1-877-2evil4u anytime to set up an appointment or to purchase a call or show.

Cannibal Corpse

I have several ads up that begin with "Don't summon the Devil, and don't call a preist." Many have seen them plastered all over the internet for the past year.So I would like to congradulate the person who emailed me to say that it is a lyric from megadeth.In a whole years time 0 people have mentioned it.So good for you.

Also to everyone who likes to send me links I thank you I enjoy them.However cannibal corpse is not my thing.I know alot of people are curious about me,especially what I like to listen to.And tho I do like a bit of heavy metal I'm really not into hardcore music.The hardest thing I really listen to is slipknot.And much like my own personality which is ever changing so does my music.I like it all,including rap,dance,some country,pop,80s,you name it and I listen to it.

I've been getting alot of emails lately from people wanting to spoil me,tho I rarely hear back from them after that first email,go figure.But If anyone wants to step forward and prove themself feel free to send me 120 bucks so I can pay my electric bill...haha.No I'm not kidding.

As you may have noticed lately it's taking me a bit longer to get to making your videos,I appologize.I don't have half as much time as I did thru out the summer.

I've been getting alot of great emails from people thanking me and telling me the impact I have on them or how much they are enjoying my site.I love getting these emails.I'd love to share em with everyone,especially the ones admitting they ate their own cum for me,however as I do not know weather these people would want their storys shared I'll just say thank you.

I also know there's several more members to the site please don't be shy.You can come into the chat room to say hi to me.I'm not that scary ,I hope.

Ooh also for tigerwheel there are chocolate covered strawberrys on my wishlist.

Thank You Marc

So I just wanted to take this time to thank marc for this lovely and entertaining video he made for me. hehe.

winds of change

Several new pics and videos have been posted on Sinocalypse.

I wasn't on as much as I expected to be yesterday I appologize.I actually stayed up forever watching tv.When I finally did decide to fall asleep I was woken up a short time later at around 4am with "someone" licking my cunt!

Now I gotta say I've always had fantasies of awakening from my beauty sleep with someone licking my ass,and I guess this was close enough.Felt like heaven to me anyway,and completly unexpected and not typical,even when I'm awake.

Plus I been a bit behind on videos.So I did many of those this morning.Usually when I am making my videos I just leave the cameras off,I guess I'm a bit camera shy,and need complete privacy to concentrate.

I will be moving out of my little work room soon,to the third floor of my house where I will have many rooms for my cameras,and I will try to leave them running more often for you guys to enjoy.Even considering a bathroom cam.No you won't see me on the toilet,but maybe the bathtub or putting my makeup on and such,who knows.I'm trying to become more open.

So someone was telling me today about some smokes called sobranie cocktails,they are quite fascinating.So if anyone has acess to these beautys please feel free to send me some.I'd love to give them a try.

Also I got an email today from my cyclone gig that I model for telling me has new panties in and would I like to model some more for him.Sounds exciting and I think I'll take him up on that offer.

I think that's about all for now.Don't forget to check out the new message board.

Tired Is Me

So I've decided I am not working tonight.My kids will be home on the weekend so I think I'm just going to work weekends during the day and weekdays at night.Then hopefully I won't be missing the guys that are only around to see me on one or the other occasion.
I'm just to damn tired and need to sleep tonight.So I will see u guys tomorrow.I know I still have some videos to get done,I will be doing them first thing in the morning,aside from one...a nice bubble bath that I will be doing tonight,Thanks to tigerwheel who bought me the usb cables to do so.

So I will see you guys in the morning,sorry for those who may have wanted to see me tonight.

Cigar Bizarre

I don't really have much to say today.
But I wanted to thank Tigerwheel for the new outfit that arrived today.I love it!

Also wanted to take the chance to post some pics of a box of cigars that were sent to me from Stef.I will be making some videos to go with these cigars soon,and take a photo set.

Also I have contacted the owner of Cyclone clothing which I model for.I'm sure I posted a link some time ago to his myspace page.I don't think he has his site up yet.Anyway I have asked him to take over making my clothing for me.

A few people have asked me if I autogragh items.So I figured if anyone wants to buy one of the t-shirts I will autogragh it for you before I send them to you.

If anyone is interested in one of these shirts please let me know,so I know how many to try to get made.I'll post a picture of the graghic that will be on the shirt.

I also want to let everyone know I get a TON of personalized video requests and I know in the past I've managed to have your videos done by the next morning or atleast within 2 days.This is alot harder for me to accomplish now that there is so many requests and also my schedule has changed alot.

Also thanks to my pyroaddict who sent me another new dress.I will be preparing to do a photo shoot of me being burned at the stake soon.

Message Board

I made you guys a message board.You can go there and talk about me if you like.Just remember I'll see everything you write about me and I might hunt you down.Anyway I know some of you are shy so for the members of my site please feel free to leave me ideas about what pictures and videos you'd like me to make next.

I really could use some member participation,otherwise I'm forced to entertain myself and well that never leads to anything good.(remember me setting my vibrator on fire?)

Anyway I will throw a link up on my blog links list so you can find it.I will also try to get it added to www.sinocalypse.com and you can also click here to visit it now.

I'd also like to thank everyone who comes into the chat room at night to keep me company.

The Link to the message board should be working now,sorry that it didn't work the first time.

Passion of the Sin

Alright so as you may have noticed there are no longer blasphemy clips on my site due to ccbill not allowing them.However you can still find these videos HERE

I just made a new video for this clip store today,the nun making you worship her feet done by request.Unfortunately since I cannot put these videos on my site anymore I typically only make new videos when they are requested.

Also there is a new evil nurse outfit on my wishlist if anyone wants to purchase it for me.This outfit will be used for more forced smoking videos.Just an idea I have.

Also many weeks ago I told you guys I was doing a voice over to a special story.
The audio to the story is complete now and here is the link.

Along with this concept of females being burned at the stake I will soon be doing a photoshoot of me being burnt.I'm sure it won't be posted for a few weeks,as I am waiting for the outfit to arrive,then I have to take the pics,and they have to be edited for effects.I'm really excited about this! And I hope you'll love them.

Also look for more smoking vids going up.I'm sure I don't have to keep repeating this tho.You probably use to them.I get so many requests everyday for them that there's pretty much a constant flow of them added.

Breaking the Law

So I've finally gotten around to getting some of your personal videos done.Sorry it took so long,but as alot of you already know I don't typically work sundays and mondays.And now it's even harder to work since my older 2 kids are in school and my schedules very random since I'm stuck with 2 babies during the day.

I added a pocket rocket to my wish list for anyone who would like to please me...I'll even use it for you if you like,but I realized how much I really miss having one.I really don't have alot of toys and such,and think it's time I increase my arsenol.

Thank you to Stef who sent me a box of enticing cigars,I recieved them today and will get busy making some videos and pictures for your site.

I really don't have much to say,I did take a new smoking photo shoot over the weekend so go check it out.

Bewitching

I made several new videos over the weekend.
There are also new pictures to be uploaded,I hope you enjoy them.

I'd also like to say to my website members who like to come into my rude chatroom that ever since I installed the new ccbill automatic sign up I no longer know who is a member of the site and who isn't.

And frankly I'm a busy girl and often blow off people who just randomly come in.However I love to sit and chat with my members,so point is,if you don't tell me your a member and I ignore you I appologize....lol.Least I'm honest.

Also I have never seen the movie tootsie,I was informed I really should watch it,so I am going to add it to my wishlist if anyone feels inclined to buy me a present.

Also to the nice man about the celtic cape....I did recieve your email,sorry I haven't replied.I did go look on amazon for a cape,and didn't have any luck finding one,I will keep my eyes open.

Life of Luxury

So I am adding some videos to the website that are from many years ago.Hope you enjoy.I'm sure you'll be able to identify them when they go up.

I would like to thank Paul for sending me these lovely smokes.I have included a picture just because the big warning labels on them amused me.And of course the note was wonderful.THANK YOU!

Today I posted a new ebanned auction so for those who would like to go check it out and possibly win it here is a link.

I've been getting a ton of messages from people,I started smoking around 12-13.No I did not smoke openly in my house while I lived there,of course I moved out of my home when I was 16 to be on my own.But while I was there I stole cigarettes or used men to fetch them for me.I hope that takes care of some of the questions.No I didn't smoke anything in particular when I was younger,I smoked EVERYTHING much like I still do.However at that time marlboro reds were my favorite.
I'm pretty sure I knew how to use men to get what I wanted at an early age.I'm older now tho,and that much better at it.

Virginity is for loosers

I am still working on several peoples videos,please understand I get several requests a day,and I have a hard time keeping up with work and real life,but I'm trying.

Not much to really say today but I do have a video to share with you.Here is the link.It's amusing to say the least.

Happy birthday to moore!
Next year you get the spanking.

Todays pic is a very old one from when I first appeared online,6 years ago.So if your interested in seeing a younger more innocent sinistress here you go.

The green paint on the wall was the color of these walls before I painted them black .So the room in the picture is the current room I work from.

Seduced by the Night

So I just thought I'd post for those who don't know that the Perseid Meteor Shower is taking place tonight and tomorrow.You should check it out.I went out for only an hour today to watch.It's quite peacful and fun to watch.It appears like shooting stars,very pretty,kinda like me.

I plan to go back out tomorrow to watch some more.

Anyway have a great night and I'll be back on tomorrow to hopefully do some shows.But I've somehow gotten stuck with my brothers kids during the day,as I said in my last blog post,I was expecting such and occurance.Therefore my prediction was right,I'll have to switch my own schedule to nights,and pray for the best.

To many curses

So ...I've noticed since my little outburst a few days ago people have started commenting on my blog.Thank you,it is appreciated. The cams are back on and I will be doing shows later tonight after my walk Even another rude show which I only do about once a month to give out a free pass to my website.So don't miss that. Don't forget you can automatically sign up to www.sinocalypse.com now and the payments are NOT reoccuring so don't be afraid to give it a try. School is about to start here so you will probably find me online later at night,depending on how my household chooses to function during the school year.I'm not sure at this point if it's going to function.But we shall see. There are a few people who have either sent me cigars or cigarettes who are anxiously awaiting their arrival for videos.I will let you know when they arrive but so far they have not.

Bloody Messiah

Hope you guys are doing great.

Thanks for the reply to my last blog post,it thrilled me.

So I will be back on cam tomorrow.

Work was pretty boring last night.The problem with working only 1 night a week is you never know what your going to return to the next week....so I got a new resident at work to take care of.My first meeting of him was interesting.He has the biggest man boobs ever.Probably some drug he's on,maybe I should sneak some for my own breast advancement.
Anyway everytime he says something to me he finishes it with a high pitched cackle at the end,kinda creepy if I do say so myself.
So while he is eating his breakfast I take the opportunity to run his freshly filled ice water to his room.Upon arrival I find about 500 vcr tapes all over the floor.I notice they are all horror movies,at first I'm thinking,cool,I love horror movies.Then I started thinking about his appearance and weird smirky laugh and I just decided to get outa there lol.So there you go,more insight into my life since I really had nothing else to write about.

I keep getting requests or comments from people telling me I remind them of all these bad girl celebrity personalitys,such as mallory from natural born killers,or the latest karla Singer from fight club.It's interesting.I love bad girls tho so if that's how I'm viewed I suppose that's alright.I will be the first to admit I have an I don't give a fuck attitude.

I'm curious what it is that attracts people to me.Maybe you should do some more posting here to let me know.Is it the wonderful way I smoke? Is it the dark makeup.The slutty clothing? The bad attitude? You tell me.
I can be good really I can.

When I'm asleep.

Nuclear Meltdown

Alright I need to appologize for not being around to much lately.My three year old had an accident one night so I spent the next day at the hospital getting x-rays and such,but he is perfectly fine.

I am adding some new videos to youtube and to the website soon.
I am hoping to find some good little smoke slave who will send me some Djarum Blacks.I'd appreciate it much,as such things are hard to find here.And I do love the things I cannot have the most,haha.

Also I know several of you do read my blogs because you occasionally mention them.Yet there's never any replys,suggestions or even smart assed remarks.What kind of slaves are you?I share My fucking life with you. The very least you little losers can do is THANK ME for it by leaving comment replies on My postings. **If I don’t hear from you at least once per week on My blog**, I will not consider you a very faithful minion in My army.

Also to the man who called my number 2evil4u the other day. I have not forgotten the video I am suppose to be making for you.I've just been really occupied and had a few other videos I had to do first.

I spent most of the morning making videos actually.Then I decided fuck it,I took my kids out to play in the pool and then took em down to the playground to play.I know some of you get alittle pissy when I'm not on the cams.But please remember I do it by choice. It is an honor and for the most part I am there most weekdays for the majority of the day.But I do have a family....4 KIDs to be exact and they keep me pretty busy.

Anyway for those slaves who would enjoy making my life easier there are many useful things I need on my wishlist which can be found on www.sinocalypse.com.Such as printer ink,a meat slicer. ...and all kindsa housewify shit.

And for those who enjoy my shows or videos there's always plenty of pretty shoes,outfits and such that keep me full of new ideas when I recieve new things to play in.

Sin like you mean it

I hope you will all check out the new picture set that was posted on www.sinocalypse.com.There are new videos up as well.

I hope yesterday most of you caught my cam shows on the live cams.There were several which is often not the case.I do alot of shows thruout the day but rarely get naked to often,lol.

One thing I am still in need of is a pair of black heels.I do have a pair on my wishlist if any foot slaves out there wish to purchase them for me.I'd luv ya forever.

I really need to get more outside pictures done before the weather gets to cold again,so if anyone has any ideas for me let me know about them.

Retribution

So obviously my cams haven't been on yet today.I got stuck watching some children today.The cams will be on later tonight.As will I to do some shows.

I just uploaded a new video to youtube.I will be taking another photo shoot soon.

Here's an email I recieved earlier I decided to share with everyone as a good example for what NOT to ask me.

Whats your favorite candy bar? i think a couple chocolate bars than will you pooh and pee on it spit loogies and put your boogers in it and anything else gross that comes from your body can i have pics how much would it be? What can you do with an idea like that

Please....I am not this hardup for money.Granted it depends on my moods half of the time what I am or am not willing to do at the moment,but I do not do anything involving scat.

Tuna Fish Suprise

Alright so I did take the time to go fishing yesterday as I said I would.We caught quite a few fish,mostly babies.But I was nice enough to take pictures for you to enjoy.

I managed to catch a lovely sunburn but I had alot of fun.

As usual I will be back doing shows and such on tuesday.I might be able to do a few monday later at night.

Hope you guys had a great weekend and welcome to all the new members to sinocalypse hope you enjoy it.

I also had this link to share with you.It relivant to anything at all but it amused me for a few minutes.

Suicidal Dreams

Not much going on this weekend.

I plan to take another set of pictures for the site next weekend or maybe sometime this coming week if I get the time.

There's a few new videos going up on the site as well.Remember If you have certain videos you'd like to see more of please email me and I will try to get more of that catagory.

A new members sign up area has been set up on www.sinocalypse.com so that it is easier for you to pay now.

I will not be doing shows today. I am going fishing!I might be on later tonight for some shows,we'll see.

I am currently looking for smoke slaves to keep me supplied with yummy cigarettes that I can use against them...

Todays picture is of one of my priestly customers whom some may remember.I dunno when or if I'll ever run out of pics of him.

Don't forget if you'd like to schedule shows with me you can call me personally to talk about it and set up a time and date.1-877-2evil4u