Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Sticky Situation

So I have added a couple more videos to www.sinocalypse.com for you to enjoy.They were actual live shows for you to watch.

Hopefully I'll get some more posted for you.To the people that have been patiently waiting for thier videos they are done now and you can message me for them.Sorry I got distracted redoing my upstairs and ragging.

I have this entertaining link to share with you today.I hope it gives you a good laugh for the day.

My oldest child just turned 14.Somehow I still don't feel to old.I know alot of you don't realize how old I actually am....but I am lol.
Not old exactly,just older than most assume.

Anyway not to much to report today.Still a ton of work to do upstairs.

6 comments:

  1. Hope the upstairs isn't becoming more of chore than a pleasure. Can't wait to see the new vids.

    Where do you find these links on the internet. Dam I feel so out of date, and truly old. You are but a youngster, who happens to have an older child. Wish I had started young as I will be 65 when my youngest graduates high school! YIKES

    Shame you can't enlist some of your members of the ARMY OF SIN to aid in your work upstairs. Perhaps you can convince your friend who lives there to um, help out too.

    Oh, by the way, going down on a woman is probably one of the greatest pleasures a man can have. Although truthfully I have had the displeasure of a few really bad experiences. Once, I was with someonewho did not believe in hygeine. Apparently she never heard of a sissor, and her pussy hair was probably longer than the hair on my head.

    I do enjoy your blogs and look forward to them every morning. Thanks Sin,
    Tigerwheel

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  2. Beautiful Sin,
    Hope you're doing well. Curious about your new place and the new vids too of course. Thanks for the laugh! Hope you got my gift and I look forward to your answer of my messages.
    Paul.

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  3. And of course one thing more: You are truly very very beautiful!
    Paul

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  4. Wonderful Sin,

    no matter how old you are, you look so beautiful and attractive I can't tell. You are not just 'pretty' and this has probably to do with age,experience and wisdom.
    Your addict from Germany

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  5. Allright.. Here's a little entertainment back for you. The riddle is: Are you in love or in lust? Hope you like it. Don't know anything about humor in the USA... Paul.

    LOVE......................when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
    LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
    MARRIAGE............when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

    LOVE......................when intercourse is called making love.
    LUST.......................all other times.
    MARRIAGE............what's intercourse?

    LOVE......................when you argue over how many children to have.
    LUST.......................when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
    MARRIAGE............when you argue over money.

    LOVE......................when you share everything you own.
    LUST.......................when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
    MARRIAGE............when the bank owns everything.

    LOVE......................when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
    LUST.......................when the relationship is over if you don't climax.
    MARRIAGE............what's a climax?

    LOVE......................when you phone each other just to say "G'day".
    LUST.......................when you phone each other just to organize sex.
    MARRIAGE............when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.

    LOVE......................when you write poems about your partner.
    LUST.......................when all you write is your phone number.
    MARRIAGE............when all you write is checks.

    LOVE......................when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
    LUST.......................when you couldn't give a shit.
    MARRIAGE............when your only concern is what's on TV.

    LOVE......................when your farewell is "I love you darling ..."
    LUST.......................when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
    MARRIAGE............when your farewell is silent.

    LOVE......................when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
    LUST.......................when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
    MARRIAGE............when you never see each other awake.

    LOVE......................when your heart flutters every time you see them.
    LUST.......................when your groin twitches every time you see them.
    MARRIAGE............when your wallet empties every time you see them.

    LOVE......................when nobody else matters.
    LUST.......................when nobody else knows.
    MARRIAGE............when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

    LOVE......................when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
    LUST.......................when it's just the same mushy old shit.
    MARRIAGE............when you never listen to music.

    LOVE......................when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
    LUST.......................when staying together is something you try not to think about.
    MARRIAGE............when just getting through today is your only thought.

    LOVE......................when you're interested in everything your partner does.
    LUST.......................when you're only interested in one thing.
    MARRIAGE............when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score.

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  6. allright then.. one more for today:

    Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.

    The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind. The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.

    Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear, "It HURTS, doesn't it?"

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