Laughter keeps you healthy

A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks I've got to see these two old-timers
having sex against a fence.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and
make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they
erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes
on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground .

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, thinks I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as
the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else.
You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret
to this?"

Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't
an electric fence..."